Hi I'm Emma
*takes a deep breath* you can do this. *takes selfie*
2073:
money can’t buy happiness but it can buy a false sense of security and fruity alcoholic beverages to numb the pain and honestly what’s the difference
“so you call me a bitch? well a bitch is a dog, dogs bark, bark is on a tree, trees are part of nature, and nature is beautiful (: so yeah…… thanks for the compliment (:”
defense lawyer robert kardashian in the murder case of oj simpson (via drarna)
shout out to all of the custodians, cooks, garbage truck drivers, cafeteria workers, bus drivers, waiters, and every one else whose jobs and entire fucking existences get shit on by the same people who wouldn’t know what to do with their lives if they had to do anything for themselves
